Funny Love Quotes

Let's flip a coin. Heads, I'm yours. Tails, you're mine.

When I want to end a relationship I just say, 'You know, I love you. I want to marry you. I want to have your children.' Sometimes they leave skid marks.

People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.

Bob Hope

A guy knows he's in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days.

Tim Allen

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To heck with love, I'd rather fall in chocolate!

You're the lighthouse in my stormy life, guiding me with your love and craziness.

Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love.

Albert Einstein

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Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand.

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Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.

Benjamin Franklin

Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.

George Burns

I love mankind, it's people I can't stand.

I love mankind, it's people I can't stand.

Charles M. Schulz

Marriage is the miracle that transforms a kiss from a pleasure into a duty.

I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox.

I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox.

Friends come and go like waves of the ocean but the true ones stick like an octopus on your face.

Everyone comes with baggage. Find someone who loves you enough to help you unpack.

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We've been friends for so long. I can't remember which one of us is the bad influence. - Anonymous

We've been friends for so long. I can't remember which one of us is the bad influence.

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