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Let's flip a coin. Heads, I'm yours. Tails, you're mine.
Anonymous
When I want to end a relationship I just say, 'You know, I love you. I want to marry you. I want to have your children.' Sometimes they leave skid marks.
Rita Rudner
People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.
Bob Hope
A guy knows he's in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days.
Tim Allen
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To heck with love, I'd rather fall in chocolate!
Anonymous
You're the lighthouse in my stormy life, guiding me with your love and craziness.
Anonymous
Love and Life
Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love.
Albert Einstein
Falling In LoveTop 100
Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand.
Anonymous
About LoveLove Is
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.
Benjamin Franklin
Spiritual Love
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
George Burns
I love mankind, it's people I can't stand.
I love mankind, it's people I can't stand.
Charles M. Schulz
Marriage is the miracle that transforms a kiss from a pleasure into a duty.
Helen Rowland
Marriage
I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox.
I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox.
Woody Allen
Friends come and go like waves of the ocean but the true ones stick like an octopus on your face.
Anonymous
Everyone comes with baggage. Find someone who loves you enough to help you unpack.
Anonymous
Inspirational
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We've been friends for so long. I can't remember which one of us is the bad influence. - Anonymous
We've been friends for so long. I can't remember which one of us is the bad influence.
Anonymous
Friendship
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