Funny Love Quotes

We are all a little weird and life's a little weird, and when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall in mutual weirdness and call it love.

Theodore Geisel (Dr. Seuss)

Stick with the guy who ruins your lipstick, not your mascara.

Stick with the guy who ruins your lipstick, not your mascara.

Most women desire someone who makes them laugh and also feel safe. So basically a clown ninja.

I love you, even when you fart in your sleep.

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Stop waiting for Prince charming. Get up and find him, the poor guy may be stuck in a tree or something.

If your significant other is mad at you put a cape on them and say “Now you're super mad!”. If they laugh, marry them.

You're like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life.

The words “I love you” take two seconds to say, two hours to explain and a lifetime to prove.

I don't care how many people are in this world, I want you! End of story.

That awkward moment when you realize you're falling in love and all you can think is, “oh crap.”

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I know I'm a handful but that's why you got two hands.

The best relationships are the ones you never saw coming.

Be a beautiful cupcake in a world full of muffins.

I know they say there's a lot of fish in the sea, but you're my Nemo.

Keep your text messages short and sweet because I don't want to read an entire essay on my phone.

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Do you know why a previous relationship is called Ex? It's not the term for past. Ex is short for Expired.

I love my relationship with my bed. No commitment needed. We just sleep together every night.

Relationships are a lot like algebra...Ever looked at your X and wonder Y?

Sometimes your knight in shining armor turns out to be an idiot wrapped in tin foil.

I may look like a potato now, but one day I'll turn into fries and you'll want me then.

I like you because you join in on my weirdness. - Anonymous

I like you because you join in on my weirdness.

You remind me of a library book because I always want to check you out.

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