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I'll flirt with you every day.
I'll flirt with you every day.
Anonymous
I vow to never wear a flannel night gown if you vow to never do a comb over. - Anonymous
I vow to never wear a flannel night gown if you vow to never do a comb over.
Anonymous
Wedding
I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
Rita Rudner
Marriage
You're the compass to my journey, always pointing me in the right direction.
Anonymous
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If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo, never let them go. - Anonymous
If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo, never let them go.
Anonymous
Finding Love
I always wake up smiling... I think it's your fault.
Anonymous
Top 100
All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.
All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.
Charles M. Schulz
Top 100
You call it madness, but I call it love.
Don Byas
Writing is like sex. First you do it for love, then you do it for your friends, and then you do it for money.
Virginia Woolf
Love at first sight is possible, but it pays to take a second look.
Anonymous
The sincerest love is the love of food.
George Bernard Shaw
The hottest love has the coldest end.
Socrates
The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.
Woody Allen
Do butterflies feel humans in their stomach when they're in love?
Anonymous
The heart has its reasons, of which reason knows nothing.
Blaise Pascal
Heart and Soul
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Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air.
Jack Benny
Beautiful
Macho does not prove mucho.
Zsa Zsa Gabor
The sound of a kiss is not so loud as that of a cannon, but its echo lasts a great deal longer.
The sound of a kiss is not so loud as that of a cannon, but its echo lasts a great deal longer.
Oliver Wendell Holmes
Kiss You
Life is like flying an airplane. You'll be pushed around, have your ups, downs and even upside downs, but try hard enough and you'll land where your heart desires.
Anonymous
Top 100
If the path be beautiful, let us not question where it leads.
Anatole France
BeautifulTop 100
One cricket said to another - come, let us be ridiculous, and say love!
Conrad Aiken
Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck
Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery.
Erma Bombeck
Marriage
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