Funny Love Quotes

Sometimes I look at my boyfriend and think... Damn, he is one lucky man.

I vow to love all of you. Snoring included. - Anonymous

I vow to love all of you. Snoring included.

All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.

All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.

Charles M. Schulz

I'll flirt with you every day.

I'll flirt with you every day.

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You can complain because roses have thorns, or you can rejoice because thorns have roses.

You can complain because roses have thorns, or you can rejoice because thorns have roses.

Self Growth Top 100

People shop for a bathing suit with more care than they do a husband or wife. The rules are the same. Look for something you’ll feel comfortable wearing. Allow for room to grow. - Erma Bombeck

People shop for a bathing suit with more care than they do a husband or wife. The rules are the same. Look for something you’ll feel comfortable wearing. Allow for room to grow.

There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy – her heart.

Melanie Griffith

You call it madness, but I call it love.

Don Byas

Writing is like sex. First you do it for love, then you do it for your friends, and then you do it for money.

Virginia Woolf

Love at first sight is possible, but it pays to take a second look.

The sincerest love is the love of food.

George Bernard Shaw

The hottest love has the coldest end.

Socrates

The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.

Do butterflies feel humans in their stomach when they're in love?

The heart has its reasons, of which reason knows nothing.

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Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air.

Jack Benny

Macho does not prove mucho.

Zsa Zsa Gabor

The sound of a kiss is not so loud as that of a cannon, but its echo lasts a great deal longer.

The sound of a kiss is not so loud as that of a cannon, but its echo lasts a great deal longer.

Oliver Wendell Holmes

Life is like flying an airplane. You'll be pushed around, have your ups, downs and even upside downs, but try hard enough and you'll land where your heart desires.

If the path be beautiful, let us not question where it leads.

Beautiful Top 100

One cricket said to another - come, let us be ridiculous, and say love!

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery.

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