Funny Love Quotes

Having a good sense of humor makes love even better. What better way to improve a relationship than by laughing together with these funny love quotes? Laughter helps improve your mood, and helps us bond with others.

I love you like a fisherman loves the sea - with patience, respect, and a deep connection.

There are three things that matter most to me, you, you and you! - PureLoveQuotes.com

There are three things that matter most to me, you, you and you!

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If you're a part of my family, I will love you violently.

If you're a part of my family, I will love you violently.

I am yours. No refunds.

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Screw flirting. I'll win you over with my awkwardness. - Anonymous

Screw flirting. I'll win you over with my awkwardness.

I love you with all my belly. I would say heart, but my belly is bigger.

I love you like a cat loves chasing its tail.

If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I'd walk through an endless garden of roses. - Anonymous

If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I'd walk through an endless garden of roses.

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I could lay next to you forever. Or until we decide to go eat.

You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.

Theodore Geisel (Dr. Seuss)

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I always wake up smiling... I think it's your fault.

There must be millions of people all over the world who never get any love letters... I could be their leader. - Charles M. Schulz

There must be millions of people all over the world who never get any love letters... I could be their leader.

Charles M. Schulz

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Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down. - Oprah Winfrey

Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down.

Oprah Winfrey

When a boy gets jealous it's kinda cute. But when a girl gets jealous, World War 3 is about to start.

Cute

When you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain. - Mark Twain

When you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain.

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I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo, never let them go. - Anonymous

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo, never let them go.

You're the compass to my journey, always pointing me in the right direction.

Kissing burns 6.4 calories a minute. Wanna work out? - Anonymous

Kissing burns 6.4 calories a minute. Wanna work out?

All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.

All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.

Charles M. Schulz

I'll flirt with you every day.

I'll flirt with you every day.

I promise to be with you forever even though you leave the toilet seat up.

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