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Having a good sense of humor makes love even better. What better way to improve a relationship than by laughing together with these funny love quotes? Laughter helps improve your mood, and helps us bond with others.

I love you like a fisherman loves the sea - with patience, respect, and a deep connection.
Anonymous
There are three things that matter most to me, you, you and you! - PureLoveQuotes.com
There are three things that matter most to me, you, you and you!
PureLoveQuotes.com
Top 100
I am yours. No refunds.
Anonymous
If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I'd walk through an endless garden of roses. - Anonymous
If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I'd walk through an endless garden of roses.
Anonymous
For HerThinking of YouTop 100
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I could lay next to you forever. Or until we decide to go eat.
Anonymous
I promise to be with you forever even though you leave the toilet seat up.
Anonymous
I love you with all my belly. I would say heart, but my belly is bigger.
Anonymous
I don't care how many people are in this world, I want you! End of story.
Anonymous
Screw flirting. I'll win you over with my awkwardness. - Anonymous
Screw flirting. I'll win you over with my awkwardness.
Anonymous
Finding Love
There must be millions of people all over the world who never get any love letters... I could be their leader. - Charles M. Schulz
There must be millions of people all over the world who never get any love letters... I could be their leader.
Charles M. Schulz
Sad
If you're a part of my family, I will love you violently.
If you're a part of my family, I will love you violently.
Charlie Sheen
I Love You
You can complain because roses have thorns, or you can rejoice because thorns have roses.
You can complain because roses have thorns, or you can rejoice because thorns have roses.
Zig Ziglar
Self GrowthTop 100
You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.
Theodore Geisel (Dr. Seuss)
In LoveTop 100
When you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain. - Mark Twain
When you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain.
Mark Twain
Heart and SoulTop 100
I love you like a cat loves chasing its tail.
Anonymous
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Kissing burns 6.4 calories a minute. Wanna work out? - Anonymous
Kissing burns 6.4 calories a minute. Wanna work out?
Anonymous
Kiss You
Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down. - Oprah Winfrey
Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down.
Oprah Winfrey
Friendship
There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy – her heart.
Melanie Griffith
Heart and Soul
People shop for a bathing suit with more care than they do a husband or wife. The rules are the same. Look for something you’ll feel comfortable wearing. Allow for room to grow. - Erma Bombeck
People shop for a bathing suit with more care than they do a husband or wife. The rules are the same. Look for something you’ll feel comfortable wearing. Allow for room to grow.
Erma Bombeck
Marriage
When a boy gets jealous it's kinda cute. But when a girl gets jealous, World War 3 is about to start.
Anonymous
Cute
Sometimes I look at my boyfriend and think... Damn, he is one lucky man.
Anonymous
A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears.
A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears.
Woodrow Wyatt
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