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Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love.

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All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.

All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.

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People shop for a bathing suit with more care than they do a husband or wife. The rules are the same. Look for something you’ll feel comfortable wearing. Allow for room to grow. - Erma Bombeck

People shop for a bathing suit with more care than they do a husband or wife. The rules are the same. Look for something you’ll feel comfortable wearing. Allow for room to grow.

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Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down. - Oprah Winfrey

Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down.

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Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand.

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The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.

Do butterflies feel humans in their stomach when they're in love?

Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air.

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Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.

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Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.

George Burns

I love mankind, it's people I can't stand.

I love mankind, it's people I can't stand.

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Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery.

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Marriage is the miracle that transforms a kiss from a pleasure into a duty.

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Love is like jumping out of an airplane knowing that someone else has packed your chute. You pull the cord hoping that a canopy opens up, but it could very well be packed full of dirty laundry and a half eaten cheese sandwich.

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I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox.

I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox.

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I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry. - Rita Rudner

I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.

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The last time I was inside a woman was when I went to the Statue of Liberty.

Friends come and go like waves of the ocean but the true ones stick like an octopus on your face.

Most women desire someone who makes them laugh and also feel safe. So basically a clown ninja.

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I love you, even when you fart in your sleep.

Stop waiting for Prince charming. Get up and find him, the poor guy may be stuck in a tree or something.

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If your significant other is mad at you put a cape on them and say “Now you're super mad!”. If they laugh, marry them.

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