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Do you know why a previous relationship is called Ex? It's not the term for past. Ex is short for Expired.

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Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love.
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All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.
All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.
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People shop for a bathing suit with more care than they do a husband or wife. The rules are the same. Look for something you’ll feel comfortable wearing. Allow for room to grow. - Erma Bombeck
People shop for a bathing suit with more care than they do a husband or wife. The rules are the same. Look for something you’ll feel comfortable wearing. Allow for room to grow.
Erma Bombeck
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Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down. - Oprah Winfrey
Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down.
Oprah Winfrey
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When you lose somebody you love, you never get over it, you get used to it. - Anonymous
When you lose somebody you love, you never get over it, you get used to it.
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Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand.
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The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.
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Do butterflies feel humans in their stomach when they're in love?
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Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air.
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Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.
Benjamin Franklin
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Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
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I love mankind, it's people I can't stand.
I love mankind, it's people I can't stand.
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Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck
Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery.
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Marriage is the miracle that transforms a kiss from a pleasure into a duty.
Helen Rowland
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Love is like jumping out of an airplane knowing that someone else has packed your chute. You pull the cord hoping that a canopy opens up, but it could very well be packed full of dirty laundry and a half eaten cheese sandwich.
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I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox.
I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox.
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When someone is so sweet to you, donâ??t expect that person will be like that all the time. Remember, even the sweetest chocolate expires.
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I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry. - Rita Rudner
I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.
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The last time I was inside a woman was when I went to the Statue of Liberty.
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I've been hurt but I'll continue to love, for that gives me courage to go on with my life.
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When you are in love and you get hurt, its like a cut, it will heal, but there will always be a scar. - Anonymous
When you are in love and you get hurt, its like a cut, it will heal, but there will always be a scar.
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If you can love the wrong person that much, imagine how much you can love the right one. - Anonymous
If you can love the wrong person that much, imagine how much you can love the right one.
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